50 Universal Truths About Men
Here is a list of characteristics that nearly every man believes, but few ever verbalize.
1. Why should I remind you that “I love you?” I already told you once.
2. I’ll do anything for sex; even commit to you for life.
3. I hate arguing with you. I’d much rather find a compromise.
4. I love long hair. Sorry, but I do.
5. When you speak softly, I can’t help but listen.
6. I need to be told “no” sometimes. Not a lot, but every now and again reminds me that you are expensive.
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posted by The Relationship Doctor at
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I have been reading 50 Universal Truths About Men and all of them are SOOOO true. I have a few of my own that I have added to my list - may be you can use them. Please let me have your comments.
52. Firstly, don’t constantly call me or text me on the phone; secondly, if you do, don’t expect me to return your calls or texts straightaway or at all – I’m busy earning a living - unless of course you’re offering sex there and then.
53. I really like it when you talk or text ‘dirty’ and tell me how much you miss me and want me – it makes me feel like a ‘lion’ – king of the jungle.
54. Don’t try and change me or my thinking – I’m a man –I have lateral vision – anything out of my comfort zone is threatening and makes me uncomfortable and uneasy!
55. Although I may not show it, deep down I’m extremely vulnerable and sensitive and any criticism can cut deeply.
56. I am extremely vain and if you offend me in any way, I will back off.
57. If you’re not my wife, don’t expect me to be your friend – unless we’re having sex - I can’t deal with it.
58. I get very cross and touchy when you don’t let me make all the decisions and rules of the game.
59. The worst thing you can do to me is to laugh at me – I can’t bear to be made a fool.
60. The best thing you can do is laugh with me when I tell jokes – whether they are funny or not.
61. Size and performance matter – its a man thing!
62. If you’re not my wife – don’t get personal; don’t try to get inside my head; don’t get emotional; and don’t LOVE ME – you’re there just for the sex and that only until my conscience takes over.
63. And if you’re not my wife and we’re having sex – don’t expect me to show any understanding or acceptance of any emotional ‘stuff’ – I don’t want to know because it confuses me and I refuse to see you as a person – you’re just a short term ‘trophy’ I won.
64. If we’re having sex and you’re not my wife - whatever I say is a lie and momentary – in the heat of the moment. I only see things from my own perspective therefore don’t expect me to believe anything you say because I can’t see further then my own nose.
65. As long you’re with me and as long as I want you, you’re my possession and I own you – you will not talk to, think about, look at or have anything to do with any other man and if you do – I don’t want to know about it – because it makes my blood boil with jealousy and makes me think that I cannot trust you.
66. If I have told you we’re finished and I don’t want to know you anymore – leave me alone – you’re not important and never were.
67. I like it when you spoil me, but if you’re not my wife, don’t give me gifts I have not specifically asked for – it makes me think that you’re trying to BUY me.
68. If we’re having sex and I want to buy you a PINK MOBILE – I want you to say yes and accept it because it confirms that you belong to me and it makes me feel good and in control.
Wow..seems like you have a lot to say about this. These aren't rules! They're just your problems with women. The first couple is tolerable but the rest...geez... Why do you always like to be in control of everything? You don't want women to "BUY" you with gifts but you want to "OWN" them like a trophy? Rules are something to have for reference. Your rules are just insulting to women, and make them think that men are degrading, not helping them to understand men.
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